Sunday, July 1, 2007

10 reasons to stay in India

Again the same thing, although theses are the good things:
1. White is king. Being a white man, you get many breaks as the rich and famous. Example: going to the Taj Mahal hotel is Mumbai in a wifebeater and no one asks a single question.
2. KingFisher. They do all the good things, definately the King of Good Times, especially when it comes to the selection of his air hostesses.
3. Big pipes totally works. Indians are so skinny that as soon as you have somewhat big arms, your an idol.
4. Bollywood. I just can't get enough, I'm hooked to those choreagraphies in the movies that come out of nowhere, every actor is a born dancer.
5. The food. Although is comes spicy, there is such a variety in the distinct tastes, it's always a party in your mouth. And the breads, nothing beats a good poratha!
6. The sweets. French pasteries are good, manjar in Chile was good also, but here, it's just mouth watering good.
7. The fruits. Still in the food category but hey, I'd go on a mango-banana-pineapple-coconut diet any day!
8. The beauty queens. In a population of 1.1 billions, you're bound to meet many gorgeous women with their almond eyes, dark skin and shy smile. Enough to fall in love over and over.
9. Entrepreneurship dreamland. For any business, any entrepreneur, it will happen in India!
10. People are friendly. Although everyone has their own agenda and many try to screw, you actually meet many genuinively nice people. It's also quite nice to see all the differences between every provinces, they tend to hate each other but they all love you, and if in doubt, blame it on Bihar!

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